trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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studip:

the worst thing about an apocalypse is that the internet would probably go out

(via smells-like-standard-death)

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

(via smells-like-standard-death)

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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  • Mom: why are you laughing and smiling at your phone? are you texting a boy?
  • Me: haha no I'm reading smutty gay fanfiction
frankoceanfanclub:

sansgod:

me looking for drama on the dash

i hate this so much im going to bed

frankoceanfanclub:

sansgod:

me looking for drama on the dash

i hate this so much im going to bed

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star-pants:

wow armin looks so different in snk season 2

(via smells-like-standard-death)

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

(via smells-like-standard-death)

anangelandhistractor:

tastefullyoffensive:

[lknodecaf]


Bobby is that you?

Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.

(Source: thefeltonarmy, via marcobae)

yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

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nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

(Source: molgera, via heckaradteen)

zombiebullshet:

adamkoala:

kokuhaku-akaboji:

sonicsis:

jinkonokaze:

emobulbasaur:

sanicdahegehog:

sawnek:

sanicdahegehog:

cosmofaerie:

Just look up “(your name) the hedgehog” on google images. Disturbing results guaranteed 99% of the…